Friday, May 27, 2005

8 things

Someone dares to suggest by email that I do the '8 things i've never done' meme, or whatever it is. As if. Am tempted to reply something like this:

8 things i have never done:

Constructed a spear entirely from sand

Woke up on an broken exercise bench laughing manically

Injected a citrus fruit with language

Met an athlete who was simultaneously over and under six feet tall

Written a series of well-known comic novels about Henri Michaux

Solved some problem in set theory whilst hiding from wolves

Written this sentence in Hebrew

Had cause to imitate a sunlounger

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